"Yo bro its Tod James in the jiz et at wasteland bro watching foot ball with my bros, bro. Come on down and we can jack off for 5 hours bro, afterwards we can plat some Fucking football dude. Bro your gonna have the time of your life bro. And just remember dude Catlyn Jenner is a hero bro, k bro no disrespect".
"What's up bros, today bros we've got a special treat for your bros. Some of our bros down at the jiz et decided to bro up an old radio play, in this brostallment of Bros in Brotopia, Bro 1 talking about his wicked gains, while bro 2 chugs a sixer by himself, those are some real bros"
"Yee yee, this is Point Lookout radio and yer listenin' to the finest country music the south's got to offer. Today, Billy and Jim are here to tAndalk about their first experience of incest, and what NOT to do when fishing, stay tuned folks."
"Welcome to the Pitt radio station folks. Come on down to our beautiful bridge, it'll be a bangin' time. Today, thirty fuckers died. A record low! weather is shit, like every other day, nothing new there. we got a new fucker. Some 'Lone Wanderer' faggot, yeah. Wait. Oh shit WHAT IS THAT THING!!!" -sounds of agonizing screams of pain and the crunching of bone-
"Hello, I am brother Joshua, and you are listening to Zion radio. Today we will be reciting biblical verses, all drastically modified to make killing sound acceptable, and then we shall baptize a former White leg, in a pool of his own blood. Through pain, salvation is achievable. And now, here is Elvis Presley, with "Take My Hand Precious Lord"
"Hello, Caesar's Radio here.
I, Vulpes Inculta, take great pleasure in revealing to you that we massacred and enslaved yet another town today! They learned first-hand the ways of the Legion.
For your sakes, i hope you all are much better students."
Hey everybody, this is Three Dog, your friendly neighborhood disc jockey. What's a disc? Hell if I know, but I'm gonna keep talking anyway."
"Hello Mojave, this is Papa khan, we interrupt out normally scheduled listening to bring you something special. This is the sound of our warriors, violently murdering those who dare disrespect us. You could say this sound is music in own way. Sit back, relax, take a hit if jet, and listen to the bones of our enemies break beneath our strength"
"Hey everybody, this is Three Dog, your friendly neighborhood disc jockey. What's a disc? Hell if I know, but I'm gonna keep talking anyway."